Dave N’s having a house party! Here are the rules:

GUESTS: Bring at least 5 people that you don’t know
DRINKS: Don’t bring your own, Dave will supply. Check cupboards, fridge etc
PARKING: There’s no parking on the street so park in front of neighbours drives
SMOKERS: No ash trays please, use sofas or carpet
TOILETS: Upstairs one is blocked so only use if downstairs one is busy
CLEANUP: No need – Dave will do in the morning